› CFTECH/BIOS v3.14[ OK ]
› memory check ...... 640k[ OK ]
› mount /me ........ 18 partitions[ OK ]
› probe genius_software_dev (10x, rockstar, ninja)[ 404 ]
› fallback: load ironman.bin[ OK ]
› spawn shell ...... /bin/cf[ OK ]
› network ........ stockholm, se[ RDY ]
› who am i
CHRISTIAN
FUTSCHIK
› founding engineer @ ronja · ex-northvolt · stockholm, se
› cat .bio
Six years shipping software across factories and AI. Currently building an agentic co-worker at Ronja. Off the keyboard: head coach, senior men's rugby, 2024 league finalists.
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2025 — present
Ronja TechnologiesFounding Software Engineer
- ›Shipped MCP-based agent tool framework spanning 20+ tools
- ›Built unified OAuth provider registry across Google, Microsoft, HubSpot, Slack, Notion
- ›Cut enterprise onboarding to under an hour, end-to-end
- ›Led ISO 27001 + SOC 2 implementation; closed both audits
Stockholm
2021 — 2025
NorthvoltSoftware Engineer · Factory Digitalization → Blueprint
- ›3-week on-site FAT in Korea across 6 critical equipment suppliers
- ›Go-based remote acceptance testing service — saved $250k+ / yr
- ›Operated Go services across ~1,000 edge nodes on Kubernetes
- ›Built Northvolt's first linked 2D→3D factory modelling workflow (Autodesk, 2023)
Stockholm
2022 — 2025
Erikslund Rugby ClubsideHead Coach → Referee Development Officer
- ›2024 league finalists, senior men
- ›Built the Player Committee; lifted retention and attendance materially
Stockholm
2020 — 2021
MMA Consulting EngineeringSoftware Engineer · MEP
- ›Python 3D modelling tool — connection modelling 8h → <3min
- ›Customer-facing P&ID schematic interpretation & tooling onboarding
Dublin
Languages:
Go, Python, TypeScript, C++, Java, SQL, Bash
Frameworks:
SvelteKit, React, Node.js, FastAPI, OpenFOAM
Infra:
Kubernetes, Docker, AWS, Postgres, Kafka, GH Actions, Terraform
AI & Data:
LLMs, RAG, Evals, Agentic systems, MCP, Vector DBs, Anthropic / OpenAI APIs
Domains:
Distributed systems, Forward Deployed Eng, System design, API design, ISO 27001, SOC 2
Spoken:
English (native), German (working), Portuguese (limited), Swedish (limited)
──04educationqueen's, 2017—19
2017 — 2019
Queen's UniversityMASc Mechanical Engineering · MAS Applied SustainabilityGPA 3.78
Thesis: custom C++ Lagrangian particle physics in OpenFOAM CFD on HPC clusters — 5× accuracy over standard approaches.
Ontario, CA
──05off-keyboardrugby · strava · books
Rugby. Head Coach of Erikslund RFC senior men, 2023—25. Took them to the 2024 league final, finishing runners-up. Built the club's first Player Committee — practice attendance +67%, p18 retention 100%. Now Referee Development Officer.
Strava. @cfutschik — mostly base + tempo runs along the Kungsängen ridge. 1,240 km ytd · run + ride. 10k PR 39:48 (Feb '26).
Reading. Currently Designing Data-Intensive Applications — M. Kleppmann. Next: The Power Broker — R. Caro.